Conservatives Outraged to Learn That God Aborts 80% of Babies

“Pro-life activists across the country rallied on church lawns and angrily screamed at the sky for answers this Wednesday, when a study indicated that 60 to 80% of all naturally fertilized embryos never develop into children. These spontaneous abortions are incredibly common and happen at several stages of pregnancy. It appears God occasionally has a different idea for these implanted, fertilized “persons”, and terminates their development before their birth.”

Read more at The Libertarian Republic.

(April Fools)

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